OK, a Real, Honest Joke

An orthodox rabbi walks into a bar is in full regalia. Black coat, black hat, beard.

He's got a parrot on his shoulder. The parrot is huge. Red, yellow, and blue. Lovely plumage.

The barkeep stares for a moment and says "Wow, he is really amazing. Where did you get him?"

after a pause the parrot replies "Brooklyn, there are a million of them all over the place.